Yeah, I'm that dumb
I had a real "DOH!" moment yesterday. I cut and assembled the simplest circle skirt ever; Labels: projects, stash, stupid mistakesI LURVE this skirt, 'cause it's simple and pretty, and can be made out of anything, and also because from cutting to wearing is an hour, tops, if you're paying attention. I know this because I've gotten into the final ten minutes TWICE, then made the most ridiculous mistake ever, and ended up with a whole lot of circle-skirt-shaped scrap fabric.
For me, the final ten minutes would have been wrapping the hem with a fun contrasting bias binding, but I decided to make a slight change to take in a few inches at the waist - I didn't NEED to, but I decided I wanted to. So I started to unpick the narrow waistband with my seam ripper.
I don't enjoy listening to music while I sew - I find it very distracting, because I tend to sing along, loudly. It's difficult to sew when you've got your head thrown back, belting out the words to Kathy Mattea's 455 Rocket - "Did you boys come here to race, or just kiss?". Also, I can't sew to Metallica, because I am always driven to do the white-girl head-bang - sort of a really enthusiastic nod. And forget Top 40 - there's no need to be dancing around my sewing room, trying to perfect my booty pop.
Instead of listening to music, I listen to books on CD, or audiobooks I've downloaded from various sellers online. Normally, it just sort of plays in the background, and I don't pay a lot of attention, just absorbing it by osmosis, but for some reason, I was listening more than sewing. Mistake.
Not even thinking about it, I picked stitches on the waistband I intended to remove, freeing up about 5" of the band. Then, for some reason I cannot explain, I decided to rip the rest of the stitches by giving the waistband a good yank. Uh, yeah, note to self - don't do that. About four inches into the rip, the waistband stitches held, and the fabric itself ripped, down about six inches into the skirt. Oy vey!
So there I was, shocked and dismayed, but figured, what the heck, in for a penny, right? I shifted the fabric and gave it another tug. Another length of waistband stitches came free, then held again - a second rip, about 8" into the skirt. Well, what the heck - one more tug can't hurt, right? The third and final rip extends about 6" down, and I still have to unpick the stitches on the last few inches of waistband.
I'm not too worried - the print is such that I can easily stitch the fabric back together with no great loss in the volume of the skirt, though the rips will likely sit funny. Still, I'll have a cool and comfortable skirt for bopping around town, so whatever. But really - I think maybe this pattern is cursed, and I shouldn't make another attempt until I'm willing to think about nothing BUT the skirt I'm sewing.
Off topic - in an earlier post, I mentioned that I had bought a fabric called Peony Garden almost compulsively, in two of three available colors, red/green and purple/green. Well, I finally broke down and bought the last of the three, yellow/gold, and I've already decided to go back for more. What's wrong with me?? Sheesh!
Honestly, I don't know why this particular fabric speaks to me - I'm not a floral person at all. But it's so crisp and weighty, and the colors just...pop. Well, except for the yellow/gold - it's much livelier in real life than it is in the picture. Still, what an odd choice for me!
omg, the skirt! what a bummer, but I love your music bit - booty pop and sewing don't mix. ha ha.
I love the peony fabric. Make a skirt out of that!!
Love the site re-design!
And I'm sure the skirt will find a place in your wardrobe. A slightly damaged swishy skirt would be the perfect thing to wear while cleaning house (and singing/dancing to Ludo and/or Black Sabbath). Not that I would be the kind of person who would do that. ;)
I've done stupid stuff like that - I recently tried to pull the tag out of a favorite olive green slinky T, years old, and the tag was hanging by a thread, and I still managed to tear the shirt down the back.
For some reason, the gold peony fabric is my favorite. I'd use it for a really fabulous lining for a plain jacket, but then I'm having a lining thing right now.
Kristin - no, sewing and the booty pop do NOT mix. I have...uh...I have actually tried it, though. Just to be sure, ya know.
Jenny - Thanks! The redesign was an exercise in frustration and fun. And, it's faintly pink. Seriously, I need to get over myself.
Yeah, Ripzilla is officially going to be my housekeeping skirt. Unless I'm too lazy to change out of it when I go for groceries.
Karen - That gold peony is REALLY growing on me. I'm picking up more today, while it lasts - it's on a wicked sale right now. I agree about the fun linings on plain jackets - I've been inspired by a few I've seen lately! Have a great trip to Paris! Say hi to a snotty cafe worker for me! Tee hee!
Wow - did I just type "tee hee"? Not cool.